SHAKIN' IT UP IN THE CITY OF SALT.....

JUST GOT BACK FROM SALT LAKE CITY....DEF. A CRAZY GOOD TIME....STORIES AND PICS COMING SOON....HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO...

UNTIL ANOTHER MOMENT IN TIME...MANY ALONYS KISSES.



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ITS BEEN A LIL' HARD TO REFLECT ON THE GOOD STUFF ABOUT SLC WHEN THE UTAH JAZZ IS PUTTING UP QUITE THE NBA FIGHT!!!! GO LAKERS!!!!!

OUR TRIP TO SLC BEGAN WITH YET ANOTHER EARLY FLIGHT.....STILL NO PLACE LIKE ONTARIO AIRPORT!!!!

ARRIVED AT SLC AIRPORT BETWEEN 930 AND 10AM.....THIS AIRPORT IS WAY BETTER TO ARRIVE AT THEN DEPART FROM....THE RADIO STATION MET US AT THE AIRPORT WITH A SIGN (JUST LIKE THE MOVIES..LOL) AND A VAN READY TO TAKE US TO THE MONACO HOTEL. UPON ARRIVING PORTISHEAD PLAYED IN THE HOTEL LOBBY SPEAKERS...I LOVE THIS PLACE ALREADY! ADORNED WITH PLENTY OF COUCHES TO LOUNGE UPON AND I DIDN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE FLAME TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL, BUT A FIREPLACE COMPLETELY SET THE MOOD FOR RELAXATION. A COMPLIMENTARY WINE AND BEER HAPPY HOUR AND FREE MASSAGES IN THE LOBBY....PERFECTION MINUS THE HAPPY ENDING....;0)

BUT BEFORE WE HAD THE CHANCE TO ENJOY ANY OF THOSE PLEASURES, UPON ARRIVING TO SLC SHOWTIME WAS NEAR. BROWN BOY, MELISSA LUJAN, AND DON WON WERE SCHEDULED TO BE AT THE VENUE BY 1130....HOP IN THE VAN, I'M READY, LETS GO.....ARRIVE AT THE VENUE, USANA AMPHITHEATRE. EVERYTHING WAS ORGANIZED AND THE PEOPLE FROM THE RADIO STATION....NICE AS FCK!!!!! U92!!!!!




FAST FORWARD.....GREAT SHOW! FINGAZZ ROCKED ON THE TALK BOX DURING LIL ROB'S SHOW ! MELISSA SHOWED THE CROWD SHE'S NO ANGEL BY PERFORMING HER NEW CLUB SINGLE, BROWN BOY JUMPED IN THE CROWD TO BE SCREAMING FANS SUPERMAN, AND DON WON...WELL THE NAME SAYS IT ALL..PIMPIN'! WORK IS THROUGH, ITS TIME TO PLAY. A LIL' LOBBY CHILLIN'...HAPPY HOUR.......BENI-HANA NO GO...SIMPLY NO COMPETITION FOR PROM NIGHT.....CAN YOU BELIEVE WE WEREN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO GET A TABLE FOR 5 HOURS WHOA! OLIVE GARDEN HERE WE COME....A FEW OLIVE GARDEN EATS...MY DISH WAS NOT THE BEST, BUT THE SHOT OF PATRON, AND A VODKA UPGRADE ON THAT STRAWBERRY DRINK MADE UP FOR IT.....A THANK YOU TO OUR WAITER MARVIN WHO HAPPILY GAVE US THE INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE WE COULD FIND THE "CELEBRITIES"...;0) I'LL SEND HIM AN AUTOGRAPH...LOL!

BACK TO THE HOTEL...ITS FIGHT TIME....I LEFT BEFORE THE END BUT DE LA HOYA WON......OUT OF SOME $...EASY COME EASY GO!

WORD ON THE STREET....
AFTER 1240 NO ALCOHOL..WHAT!!!!!!!!

DECISIONS DECISIONS...AND FAST! ITS 11:30PM!!!!

WHERE TO PARTY AT? WE HAD A FEW OPTIONS, BUT DUE TO THE SALE OF ALCOHOL ENDING BEFORE 1AM WE OPTED FOR THE CLOSER LOCATION....THANK YOU DJ SABOTAGE FOR HOOKIN' THE TABLE UP AT THE HOTEL....WE HAD A BLAST....THE TABLE WAS ON THE STAGE BY THE DJ WHICH WAS PERFECT FOR US TO GET IT CRACKIN'! ONE THING WE WERE ALL SHOCKED ABOUT WAS IN UTAH THEY LOCK THE BOTTLE THATS ON YOUR TABLE....THE WAITRESS COMES AND POURS THE DRINKS...THAT I THOUGHT WAS KINDA LAME, BUT EVERY STATE I GUESS HAS THEIR WEIRD LIL LIQUOR LAWS...CALI'S DON'T SEEM SO BAD THE MORE I TRAVEL....

DRUNK AND READY FOR ROUND TWO...I'M ON A MISSION FOR PUFF PUFF PASS...MMMMM...TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT NOT SO MUCH....FCK IT...NEXT BEST THANG....TABLE DANCING AND WWF! LOL! OKAY YOU HAD TO BE THERE...SOME THINGS I GOTTA KEEP EXCLUSIVE...;0)

NEXT UP...A LESSON IN WTF...HAD TO BE THERE...;0) WHAT HAPPENS IN SLC STAYS IN SLC....WE'VE REACHED THE KNOCK OUT ROUND.....NOW THAT THE GLOVES ARE OFF.....GOODNITE SLC.

RISE AND SHINE SLEEPING BEAUTIES! HUNGOVER!!!! GOT TO LOVE IT!!!!!
TIME TO GO TO THE WORST AIRPORT I HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER.....NOW THAT THE ANNOYING EXPERIENCE HAS HAD A CHANCE TO SLOWLY DISAPPEAR FROM MY MEMORY I WILL SPARE ALL DETAILS....BUT IF YOU EVER GET SO LUCKY TO FLY OUT OF SLC...BEWARE AND BRING ALL THE PATIENCE IN THE WORLD....YOU WILL NEED IT MORE THAN YOU KNOW!!!! TAKE ME BACK TO CALI PLEASE!!! THAT'S ALL I WANTED AFTER THAT HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

AN HOUR 20 AND ITS HOME SWEET HOME!!!!!! YES!!!! I LOVE CALI...ITS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER, AND EASY BREEZY AIR...AND OUR UNDENIABLE SWAGGER!

THANK YOU CITY OF THE SALT LAKE OVERALL..IT WAS THE SHIT! THE PEOPLE WERE NICE AND I ENJOYED MYSELF. SPECIAL THANK YOUS TO U92 ESPECIALLY BRIAN AND KEVIN!!!!! MUAH!!!! LIL ROB FOR INVITING FINGAZZ (THE TALKBOX GOD) TO ROCK THE STAGE WITH YOU...DANNY TREJO FOR BEING COOL AS FCK! I WAS HAPPY TO MEET HIM FA SHO!.. THE 12,000 FANS THAT MADE CINCO DE MAYO 2008 MEMORABLE! THE HOTEL NIGHTCLUB, MONACO HOTEL STAFF, AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT CROSSED MY PATH WHETHER BY CHOICE OR DESTINY...;0) KISSES!

ENOUGH OF THE MRS. NICE GIRL...ITS GAME TIME!!!! GO LAKERS!

UNTIL ANOTHER MOMENT IN TIME...MANY ALONYS KISSES.

P.S. NYC HERE WERE COME!

****I AM SAD I HAVE NO PICTURES TO SHARE ON THIS ADVENTURE..NEXT TIME******